Although I desperately want Technology to like me, and I keep trying to be friends and hang out with her, I know that Technology is secretly making fun me.
How do I know?
Because Technology totally made me send a pornographic text message, on accident, to a work colleague. I 'm sure I heard Technology and her friends laughing about it in the hallways.
I shouldn't be surprised. Technology is popular-- everyone loves Technology! And I'm just a dork trying to be cool. I thought she would like me because I use a laser at work, but all she cares about is the fact that I'm still the teeniest bit intimidated by an iphone.
Are you still wondering what an inadvertant porno text is? I thought so. Well, that would be when you have your texting set to automatically figure out which word you want, and it picks the wrong one.
My message was supposed to say: "I don't have time to go out with you today", in response to a male colleague saying he was going to grab lunch.
Here is what Technology, snickering away across the lunchroom, made me say:
"I don't have time to in out with you today"
How mortifying. My male colleague was shocked, but laughed right along with Technology.
And now everyone knows that I am a total dork, and even if I get an iphone, Technology will still find something new to torture me with.
5 comments:
hehehehe.... :)
Oh man, Valerie's laughing at me too!
I'm so embarrassed ;-P
LOL Sorry, I have to laugh too, that's funny. And I love that Technology has been labeled as a girl. I mean, it does make sense. She is hard to understand, sometimes unavailable, known to hold a grudge, often breaking down....okay, maybe I'm just describing myself. :) Great post.
That's right, pile on... I'll just be in the corner curled into a fetal position ;-P
That's awesome! (In that I haven't had a good chuckle in a while.)
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